trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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