The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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