I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.