how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...