I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....