No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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