once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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