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He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He felt like a one man threesome
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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