We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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