What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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