A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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