i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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