its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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