what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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