what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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