hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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