oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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