I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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