Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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