I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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