I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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