So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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