fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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