i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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