you lied. pity sex is amazing.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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