best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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