I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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