She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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