You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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