Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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You. Win. At. Life.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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