what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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