I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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