I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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