question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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