My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
we're making bets on your personal life
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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