we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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