Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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