Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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