There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
there was a trapeze. enough said
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots