He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.