operation have a gay friend backfired
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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