Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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