So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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