After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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