On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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