The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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