Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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