We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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