I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
