Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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