What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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