So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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