Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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