i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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