My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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