There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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